The powerHouse Arena invites you to the book launch party for:
The Ecstasy of Defeat:
Sports Reporting at Its Finest
by the Editors of The Onion
**With a Foreword by Anabolic Steroids**
Tuesday, October 18, 7–9 PM
The powerHouse Arena · 37 Main Street (corner of Water & Main St.) · DUMBO, Brooklyn For more information, please call 718.666.3049
rsvp: rsvp@powerHouseArena.com
No aspect of our culture has escaped the discerning eyes of the editors at
The Onion—and now, with The Ecstasy of Defeat, sports gets its turn in
the spotlight. Celebrate the launch at powerHouse.
About The Ecstasy of Defeat:
From hockey rinks to tennis courts, football stadiums to baseball diamonds
(and yes, even, begrudgingly, soccer pitches), no jockstrap remains
unturned in The Onion's quest for journalistic excellence.
Articles include:
- Brett Favre Demands Trade to 1996 Packers
- Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball
- Creepy Lifeguard Turns Out to Be Nine-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Mark Spitz
- Pilgrims Depart for America to Escape Horrible Oppression of Soccer
- Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain
- Lance Armstrong Wants to Tell Nation Something But Nation Has to Promise Not to Get Mad
- Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
- Somalia Defeats Rwanda To Win Third-World Cup
Read it and weep. But weep quietly, for Pete's sake. Crying is for sissies.
About The Onion:
Originally founded in 1988 as a weekly college newspaper, The Onion is the
world's most popular humor publication, misinforming more than 1.5 million
readers in print and 7.5 million online each month. More than a million copies
of its various books have been sold to date, beginning with Our Dumb Century,
which was a #1 New York Times bestseller and winner of the Thurber Prize for
American Humor.
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